{"id":37,"date":"2006-06-06T12:02:23","date_gmt":"2006-06-06T11:02:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/2006\/06\/06\/dios-estaria-ocupado-o-sin-cobertura\/"},"modified":"2006-06-15T10:29:18","modified_gmt":"2006-06-15T09:29:18","slug":"dios-estaria-ocupado-o-sin-cobertura","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/2006\/06\/06\/dios-estaria-ocupado-o-sin-cobertura\/","title":{"rendered":"Dios estar\u00eda ocupado o sin cobertura"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alucinante e impresionante <a title=\"Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/today.reuters.com\/news\/ArticleNews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=2006-06-05T133715Z_01_L05642927_RTRUKOC_0_US-UKRAINE-LION.xml\">noticia<\/a> la que se puede leer en la web de Reuters.<\/p>\n<p>&iquest;Pues no va un t\u00edo, se mete en la <strong>jaula de los leones<\/strong> del zoo,  y dice que si Dios existe le salvar\u00e1?<\/p>\n<p>Debe ser que en <strong>Kiev<\/strong>, que es de donde viene la noticia, no hab\u00eda cobertura para llamamientos divinos en ese momento, o que Dios estar\u00eda haciendo otras cosas. Estoy convencido que si ha ido al cielo debe estar en la fila de las <strong>reclamaciones <\/strong>ante Dios&#8230; &iexcl;vamos hombre! &iexcl;qu\u00e9 tipo de asistencia es esta! <\/p>\n<p>Ahora que lo pienso, Dios estar\u00eda liad\u00edsimo con lo hoy, que es el <strong>d\u00eda de la bestia<\/strong> (06\/06\/06) y toca que se acabe el mundo y dem\u00e1s cat\u00e1strofes&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Pero&#8230; &iquest;y si <strong>funciona<\/strong>?, probemos: &quot;Si existe Dios que venga a mi presencia Michelle Pfeiffer y me haga <em>[censored] [censored] <\/em>y <em>[censored]<\/em>&quot; <\/p>\n<p>&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Vaya, pues no <img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/Wysi-Wordpress\/plugins\/emotions\/images\/down.gif\" alt=\"emoticon\" title=\"emoticon\" \/> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alucinante e impresionante noticia la que se puede leer en la web de Reuters. &iquest;Pues no va un t\u00edo, se mete en la jaula de los leones del zoo, y dice que si Dios existe le salvar\u00e1? Debe ser que &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/2006\/06\/06\/dios-estaria-ocupado-o-sin-cobertura\/\">Sigue leyendo <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cosas-curiosas"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2PaDf-B","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}