{"id":226,"date":"2007-12-13T19:25:58","date_gmt":"2007-12-13T17:25:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/2007\/12\/13\/chistes-cortos\/"},"modified":"2007-12-13T19:25:58","modified_gmt":"2007-12-13T17:25:58","slug":"chistes-cortos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/2007\/12\/13\/chistes-cortos\/","title":{"rendered":"Chistes cortos"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Humor\"– Doctor, vengo a que me ausculte<\/strong>.
– Rápido al armario.<\/p>\n

Un amigo que le dice a otro:
– Te llamo por la cortadora de cesped
<\/strong>Y le dice el otro:
– ¡Ostia!, pues se escucha de puta madre.<\/p>\n

Dos niñas en el patio de la escuela, después del dia de reyes, le pregunta la una a la otra:
– ¿Qué te han traído los reyes magos?
Contesta la otra afónica:
– Una mini-cadena<\/strong>.
– ¿Y porque hablas tan flojito?
– Es que me aprieta mucho.<\/p>\n

– Llega un padre del trabajo y pregunta:
– ¿Hijo, con que juegas?
– Con lo que me sale de los huevos<\/strong>.
El padre le pega y el niño corre a decirle a su madre:
– Maaami, ya no quiero mas Kinders<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

– Doctor, vengo a que me ausculte.– Rápido al armario. Un amigo que le dice a otro:– Te llamo por la cortadora de cespedY le dice el otro:– ¡Ostia!, pues se escucha de puta madre. Dos niñas en el patio … Sigue leyendo →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-unas-risas"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2PaDf-3E","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kodro.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}